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8 Jan, 2006

The Joys of Owning a Pet

What a weekend with Mishka. Last night she chundered on my belly as I lay on the couch. I stared at it for a while as I tried to figure out how I was going to get it off me without getting it on the couch or floor. Fortunately it very mucussy and clung to me as I stood and walked to get a paper towel. Tonight she best herself and did a big running crap on my tiles. Again, there was brainstorming with how best to clean up the mess — cleaning these sorts of messes are a new experience for me. So now the air-conditioning is off, all doors and windows are open and I've pumped half a bottle of air fragrance in the air. Mishka is on a very strict diet, so what she must have eaten has me stumped.

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